“Trusting parents can be hazardous to your health.” —Calvin (via calvinnhobbes)
Calvin the great
- Calvin: I sure am great! I'm one of the greatest people who ever lived! How lucky people are to know someone as great as me! I'm great in so many great ways! In fact, I'm so great that my greatness is...
- Susie: You're not great! You're the most conceited blowhard I've ever met!
- Calvin: When you're great, people often mistake candor for bragging.